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Saturday, March 3, 2012

The Rhino

What is it with men who think that 20+ years on a girl makes them think they have a shot?  Do they honestly think that we're attracted to them?  Especially when they don't even have a full-time job, know how to budget their time or money, or (some of them) even know how to wash?  I realise (but totally don't relate) if the men are rich or famous, sometimes the girl is a gold digger.  But, really, you're 50+ and you're actively pursuing girls in their 20s?! What girl, in their right mind, is really going to go for that?!  And people wonder why I'm scared of men?

The "Urban Dictionary" defines a Rhino as: An older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly. The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes. Also look for horrendous dance moves, a white man's overbite, male pattern baldness and a penchant for picking up the bar tab.


1 comment:

  1. I've never heard that term before! Quite suitable I think though.

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