Climbing season is upon us:

(stolen from http://www.mnteverest.net/climb4.htm)

CLIMBING'S NOT SO FAMOUS LAST WORDS:

1) I don't need a helmet

2) Was that "on belay" or "off belay"?

3) ROCK!

4) No need for protection..it's only 5.11

5) Did you hear something?

6) I'm sure it was this way

7) I'm okay-It's just a little headache.

8) No reason for that,I know where every crevasse is

9) I think the rope made it all the way down???

10) Lets use this rock to rap from, it won't move.

11) Lets go for the top, we'll get back before it gets dark.

12) Your on belay... but whatever you do, don't fall!

13) Can't be any harder than V.Diff, eh?

14) Looks pretty crap ice from here. Your lead?